WH3 MisManagement

Here you can view job descriptions for the WH3 MisManagement (when we decide to do anything at all that is!!)  These job descriptions are loosely based on the general job descriptions as per the hashers bible.

RELIGIOUS ADVISOR

Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light and can taste in his soul the true spirit of Hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. He is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.

WH3’s 2011-2012 RA is Sir Whines A Lot (SWAL). You can reach our fab RA at ra (at) wh3 (dot) ca

 

BEERMEISTER

This is unquestionably the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car, cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empties between the On-On and On-On-On. This job requires a strong back and a weak mind.

WH3’s 2011-2012 Beermeister is Fast and Furriest. For more beer, email beermeister (at) wh3 (dot) ca.

 

HARE RAISER

The Hare Raiser makes sure that there’s a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the On-Sec well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare if (s)he can’t find anyone else to do it.

WH3’s 2011-2012 Hare Raiser is Muff Diver. To sign up to set a hash please email hareraiser (at) wh3 (dot) ca.

 

HASH CASH

The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as “the old in and out.”) These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have over-spent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

WH3’s 2011-2012 Hash Cash is Prohibition Pain-In-The-Ass.  For paying up, email him at hashcash (at) wh3 (dot) ca

 

Haberdasher

The fashion diva. Designer of WH3 hash duds.  The beleaguered soul who has to beg borrow and beat people into ponying up money for her hard earned and under appreciated haberdashery designs.

WH3’s 2011-2012 Haberdasher is Ho Naturel. For more info on our fabulous gear, contact haberdashery (at) wh3 (dot) ca.

 

ON-SEC

This position is the masochist’s dream. She struggles with piles of papers, miles of computer wire, and attempts to occasionally produce a Hash Trash to keep the hash members reasonably informed. She is the WH3 official representative on the Internet maintaining the Web Site, eMail lists and other such forms nonesense. The On-Sec also maintains the hash membership data base and publishes the Hound Directory. Boring stuff to say the least.  But at least she’s almost as good lookin as SWAL!

WH3’s 2011-2012 On-Sec is Wet n’ Wild. If you have website questions/suggestions/issues, bugger off!!  But if you will persist, you can email onsec (at) wh3 (dot) ca.